We have a new person in the mailroom opening mail: President Bush. Do you know about this? The president now says that the government now has the right to open up anyone’s mail at anytime without a warrant. How crazy is that? President Bush finally decides he wants to read something and it’s our mail. How about those memos on the desk, why don’t you check those out? Open mail? I’d just be happy if the government could just deliver mail. Try that first, then open mail.

— Jay Leno, The Tonight Show