More Bills from the Virginia Legislature

TFL contributor Nathan Larson notices several more brilliant ideas from members of the Virginia state government:

This is kind of like putting a sign on your car warning of a nonexistent security system:
http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?051+ful+HB2608

What a suckup to the governor:
http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?051+sum+HJ526

But I was having so much fun hunting turkeys with my remote-controlled shotgun:
http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?051+ful+HB2273

The Dukes of Hazzard car would have been confiscated long time ago if this had been law:
http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?051+sum+HB2335

I guess they'll have to put the bathroom and entrance adjacent to the non-smoking section:
http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?051+sum+HB2121

No more robotripping for the teenyboppers:
http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?051+ful+HB2045